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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

09.06.2025 02:22

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

-mwahh

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]